Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future. Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful. Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns! I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper! Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself. Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. Are you a parking ticket? Want to use me as a blanket? Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you meet all of my koala-fications. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
I was blinded by your beauty I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. You look so familiar I could've sworn we had chemistry. Someone said you were looking for me? Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together. If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine. Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout! You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. You shouldn't wear makeup.
It's messing with perfection! If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U? Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more. If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple! Are you a banana? So I think it is time to read those magic lines. Lower ur drawbridge, my queen, and let me cross. The only flaw is…ur lips…they're 9t touching mine. I was just showing this rose wht beautiful looks like. She says fine I said, how r u feeling? I didn't ask how u looked. So I m 4cing myself to approach the prettiest girl in the room and introduce myself.
Why don't u stick ur finger in it 4 extra sweetness? Well, in tht case u're the ocean! I can drink all I want bt my thirst wud only increase.